Movie Theater Floor (God this needs an easier name.)
1 Bag of microwave popcorn (or about 3.5-4 cups of already popped)
1/2 Bag of Fritos
5-6 oz of nuts
3 Movie boxes of various candies (I used M&Ms, Reese's Pieces, and Butterfinger Bites- don't try to deviate from this awesome combo)
7 oz of candy corn ( I honestly hate this shit, but I could barely taste it, so you might as well include it.)
12 oz bag of white chocolate chips
Pop the popcorn (duh). Make sure you get all the kernels out that didn't pop, so no one cracks a tooth. Or, just buy the pre-popped bag of popcorn, so you don't have to worry about that. Then mix it in a big bowl with the fritos, the nuts, the awesome candy, and the disgusting candy corn. Melt the white chocolate very carefully, because if you don't, that shit will separate and be useless. Put the whole package in a bowl and microwave for 30 seconds. Take it out and stir. Microwave again, and stir some more. At this point, mine was melted. I highly suggest that you stir for a while because the heat from the bowl will continue to melt it. Once it's liquid, poor it over the popcorn/frito/candy mixture and stir, stir, stir. You will have carpal tunnel and/or hand cramps by the time it's sufficiently mixed. You're supposed to let it cool, but I say go ahead and have a sneak taste of it. Oh, and it's really the Fritos that make the dish, so definitely don't forget them.
Here's what it will look like:
Here are some other pics that I haven't uploaded, yet. We went to the park, the lake, the pool, and Monkey Joe's and those little bastards couldn't feign some sort of appreciation for my efforts. Anyway, here they are enjoying themselves.
And, finally, here is my super brave toddler who is now jumping full force into the pool. This week she also decided to finally start pooping in the potty instead of demanding a diaper, going into her room, locking the door, loading said diaper, and smushing it on her butt while she plays, requiring use of half a package of baby wipes each time.